Don't Sweat the"Small Stuff"

Tropical Paradise Seafood Cocktail................................$13.50
Lobster, Crab & Shrimp served with mango salsa.

 Teardrop Tomato Mozzarella Minted Salad.......................$8.50
Teardrop Tomatoes, Bocconcini Mozzarella & roasted corn in a minted sherry vinaigrette.

 Cold Fruit Fondue........................................................ $8.00
What ever fresh fruit we can find served with "Pink Floyd" dipping sauce.

 Coconut Mango Madness Crab Cakes........................ $10.50
You're gonna get two of these puppies with a sweet chili mango crème fraiche drizzle.

 Salmon Enchanted Evening Tostada"An old family recipe that we just made up"......................................................................$9.00
First we grill an 8-inch flour tortilla, then slap some Key lime lemon pepper crème fraiche sauce on top with smoked salmon, fresh watercress and mango salsa.

 Chicken Fingers and Fries"No knuckles just fingers"..... $8.00
Honey mustard or BBQ sauce, you make the choice.

 New England Clam Chowder.......................................... $6.00

SplashyKidz Stuff ..........................................ThreeBucks Each

PB and J

Grilled Cheese

Mini-Cheese Quesadilla

Batter-Fried Mac and Cheese Wedgies

Hot Diggity Dog

Green Stuff

Field of Greens"Order it and it will come"..................... $7.50
Mixed greens and other good stuff tossed with toasted ginger vinaigrette.

Strawberry Watercress Salad.......................................... $8.50
Along with the watercress & strawberries you're gonna get endive, hearts of palm and  mandarin oranges with citrus poppy seed vinaigrette. 

 Tropical Paradise Seafood Salad................................... $14.50
Imagine the seafood cocktail in a grilled flour tortilla cup with mango salsa decoratively placed on a plate with greens, hearts of palm & mandarin oranges and mango vinaigrette.

 Caesar Salad"Pure Basics Here".................................. $8.00
Romaine, croutons & Asiago cheese tossed with creamy Caesar Dressing.
Add grilled chicken........................................................$11.00
Add grilled salmon........................................................ $11.50
Add grilled shrimp..........................................................$12.00

 Stuff In Between Stuff

Big Burgers"Stuffed in between a fresh grilled roll"........................... $9.50
You're also gonna get lettuce, tomato, French fries & a pickle if we have any.
If you want Cheddar, Swiss, Bacon or Portabella shrooms add for each item .... $1.00

 Veggie Burgers"Again stuffed in between a fresh grilled roll".......... $8.00
Ditto on all sides and add-ons from the "Big Burger" section.

 Dr. "K" Burger"Kevorkian".................................... $24.00
This "Heart stopper" has two bacon cheeseburgers on the ole fresh grilled roll with,Onion rings, French fries served on an oversized plate to hold everything.

 Rules Of Engagement for Dr. K Burger
               No substitutions unless it's for more bacon & cheese.
              No cutting in half except at the table by your own hand.
              No splitting unless you want to do it yourself. "Wall of Shame Stuff"

Grilled Salmon Sand "So I don't have to write it again all sands come on grilled rolls".................................................  $10.50
Salmon filet, sweet grilled onions, let-us, tomato with lemon pepper crème fraiche.

Lemon Grilled Chicken Sand.................................... $9.50
Lemon rubbed grilled chicken breast, let-us, tomato and lemon pepper crème fraiche.

 Santa FeGrilled Chicken Sand............................... $9.50
Spicy rubbed grilled chicken breast with bacon, cheese, let-us, tomato & Chipotle mayo.

 Tuna Melt"Oops! I lied this one comes on"Average White Band"roll.............................................................$8.50
Tuna salad & cheese grilled with some slaw on the side.

 
More StuffInBetween Stuff

Roast Beef Sand"We're back on the grilled roll with this one"..................................................................... $8.50
Sliced thin & piled high with let-us, tomato and horseradish mayo.

 Lobster Roll"This one was so popular we had to bring it back or face the Consequences"....................................................... $14.50
Big chunks of lobster and other good Stuff on a grilled split top roll served with fries.

 StuffInWraps

BLT"Tradition went out the window with this one"....... $8.50
Grilled tomato wrap Slathered with roasted garlic mayo and then the BLT parts.

 Tuna Rapper"With an Asian beat"............................ $8.50
Grilled spinach wrap with tuna salad, lettuce, tomato and Wasabi mayo.

Portabella Mushroom"Lots of good Stuff here"............ $9.00
We grill the mushrooms and roll them in a grilled spinach wrap with roasted red peppers, shredded lettuce, onion marmalade and sun-dried tomato pesto.

Southof the Border Stuff

Fish tacos"Huge seller last season"............................. $11.00
Two soft flour tortillas filled with grilled Mahi Mahi, red cabbage, tomato, cucumber,shredded lettuce, pepper jack cheese and chipotle sauce.

Grilled Chicken Quesadilla..........................................$9.00
Layered as follows: flour tortilla, black bean mix, sour cream, pepper jack cheese, another flour tortilla. Next it's grilled, cut and "Hot Tailed" to your table with guacamole & salsa.

SideshowStuff

Triad of Fries  A Blend of Waffle,Curley & Queer Eye For the Straight Fries .................................................................$4.00

Onion Rings................................................................. $4.00

Chips Ahoy  Warm &Friendly Freshly Fried PotatoChips............................................................... $4.00

 Finally the Sweet Stuff

Enchanted Spring Roll"Or as we call it The Very MerryBerry Roll"............................................................................... $7.00
Warm cheesecake in a crispy spring roll with fresh fruit, whipped cream and chocolate sauce drizzled all over it.  

Michael Rode the "Waffle Boat"Ashore....................... $7.00
A fresh waffle boat stuffed with soft-serve ice cream, fresh fruit, whipped cream and chocolate sauce.

So you don't want ice cream? Replace it with yogurt. "Yogurt Punishment"................................................................. $1.00

 Don't Miss the "Banana Boat".................................... $7.00
Same as Michael's boat except we use bananas instead of mixed fruit. "Day-O"

Splash Mantras!

  "No Hidden Cost Menu" The price you see is the price you pay.
"That's how nice we are"

 "Payment Methods" Your checks are no good here but coins,
paper & plastic will do just fine.

"Hours of Operation" Somewhere around 7am depending how much our crew partied last night until somewhere around 10pm depending how much You! want to party.

 "Reservations" We have No reservations about Not accepting reservations.

 "Our Guarantee" We Guarantee fast service no matter how long it takes.

 "Questions?" If you have any questions about anything, just ask one of our crew, if you're Nice to them they'll be happy to tell you anything you want to know, that is, if you're lucky and they know the answer.  

 "Grand Fromage" Barb Bardin is the "The Big Cheese" here and I'm sure that you will come to love her as we all do. She's put a lot of time & green energy into making this a fun experience for all of us to share in during the summer months here in our wonderful state. Barb also has a catering company called "Let's Pretend Catering"  and if you have a need for a top quality party, wedding or just some good food sent to your home please call her at 651-1081.

She made me write this!   "The Petite Fromage"

 "Catering" Speaking of catering we've got a room & deck upstairs that you just can't beat.  If you're interested call Barb at the number above because she's got all "The Right Stuff"  to make it happen.

Our Thoughts on Dieting

"Diets" are for people who are thick & tired of it.

"Diets" are for people who exceed the feed limit.  

"Diets" are the penalty for living beyond your seams.

 A little known fact:  If you eat something and nobody sees you eat it, it has Zero calories.

  "Final Thought"...We all would like to thank you for stopping by and hope you enjoyed the fun,food and frolic.  - The Grand Fromage & all the Petite fromages.